My name is Kelsey, I am about to turn 26 years old, semi-recently divorced, learning to live on my own for the first time, and trying to come to terms with the fact that my life just isn't what I expected. My best friend Robin is married with two children and trying to deal with the trials of marriage and motherhood while still being the greatest friend in the world. My best friend nemisis Crystal is newly married, very sucessful and... well let's be honest pretty much everything I want to be.
Saturday, June 8, 2013
Sorry for my lack of attention....
I have not been very attentive to my blog for a little while.... I am sorry for that.
My work has inventory going on, I have been trying to be a little more social in my personal life, and I am trying to take better care of myself i.e. working out.
So I haven't forgotten my followers, even though a lot of you aren't COMMENTING!!!
So here is a funny little story to keep you all going until Monday when I will have time to do a real post.
So I got home at 11 pm tonight after work. And I have to stay up late because tomorrow I am working a 12 hour shift, 3 p.m. till 3 a.m. Now this is just an estimate. There is a chance that I will be there much later than that. So tonight I am trying to stay awake as long as I can, so that tomorrow I will sleep in as long as I can to make me not want to curl up in a ball at 1 am. So I started drinking. Coffee and Baileys... Something to keep me up.... and something that will keep me entertained....
And I was having a fun go of it.... until out of the corner of my eye I saw something crawling acrossed my apartment floor ( three drinks in ).
My first thought was that it was a spider... I am terrified out of spiders. But then I realized it was too big to be a spider. Granted it's night time, and I am just watching tv so I have all the lights off... so to me it looks like something huge is slinking across my living room. Normally under these circumstances I would either drink so much that I could ignore it or call someone to kill whatever this thing was. But... I decided to be an adult. I grabbed a shoe... and a kleenx... and I turned on the light.... to find a HUGE fucking centipeed crawling across my apartment. And I SMASHED IT!!! All by myself.
I am normally a fan of live and let live. But this fucker had to die.
So that's my story. Sorry I haven't posted anything better than this in a while. I PROMISE. Monday I will come up with something much better.
Thank you to everyone who is reading. It means a lot to me that people are paying attention.
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